My name is Vaibhav Vishal.
I have been asked to add some sort of a disclaimer here so that I don’t get killed.
I am sorry if this, or everything else in the world, affects your sensibilities and sensitivities. I don’t offend, disrespect, hurt, upset, molest or kill in real life. Most of the time. I am sorry if I have become a different person in the virtual space.
I apologize to you, you, you and you. And I apologize to you, too, the one with an apology of a face. I also apologize to Mithun Chakraborty for Mimoh. Now please don’t kill me, sirs.
I am @ofnosurnamefame on Twitter.
PS: I know you and your behen can still put me in jail despite this note. I apologize already for my impending presence at the Bigg Boss house and for dancing awkwardly with B-grade starlets.