My name is Vaibhav Vishal.

I have been asked to add some sort of a disclaimer here so that I don’t get killed. 

I am sorry if this, or everything else in the world, affects your sensibilities and sensitivities. I don’t offend, disrespect, hurt, upset, molest or kill in real life. Most of the time.  I am sorry if I have become a different person in the virtual space.

I apologize to you, you, you and you. And I apologize to you, too, the one with an apology of a face. I also apologize to Mithun Chakraborty for Mimoh.  Now please don’t kill me, sirs.

I am @ofnosurnamefame on Twitter.

PS: I know you and your behen can still put me in jail despite this note. I apologize already for my impending presence at the Bigg Boss house and for dancing awkwardly with B-grade starlets.

Behen Maywati dancing on Jehan Teri Yeh Nazar Hai Meri Jaan Mujhe Khabar Hai.

Behen Mayawati participating in the Anup Jalota lookalike contest (She came 3rd, after the 1st and 2nd places went to Kiran Bedi and Anup Jalota).

Behen Mayawati participating in the Anup Jalota lookalike contest (She came 3rd, after the 1st and 2nd places went to Kiran Bedi and Anup Jalota).

Behen Mayawati benevolently feeding the pigeons.

Behen Mayawati feeling totally amused to see a man’s picture on her Voter ID Card.

Behen Mayawati after a little makeover in China.
Behen Mayawati teaching people how to do the Mexican wave.
Behen Mayawati trying to remember where exactly did she leave her bottom half.

Behen Mayawati trying to remember where exactly did she leave her bottom half.